May the Quandong be with you
Ben knows all about quandongs. If you don't know what quandongs are*,
and I didn't until he told me, either, send him an email
and ask, or else fish around at this site
Ben suggested until you (1) find out or (2) become hopelessly lost.
*Hint: It sounds naughty, but it isn't. Isn't it fun to say? Quandong
Quandong Quandong Quandong