Twenty-four people entered, the highest score (27) going to Naomi Dunn. Good work, Naomi. The answers are below:


1 Rusty bucket of bolts. C-3P0 to R2-D2

2 Stupid little short-circuit: C-3PO to R2-D2

3 Laser brain: Leia to Han

4 Stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder: Leia to Han

5 You ole smoothie: Han to Lando

6 Blithering blatherskite: Dr. Smith to Robot

7 You stupid lump: C-3PO to R2-D2

8 Bumbling bucket of bolts: Dr. Smith to Robot

9 Overweight glob of grease: C-3PO to R2-D2

10 Slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler: Lando to Han

11 Slimy piece of worm-ridden filth: Han to Jabba

12 My favorite decoration: Jabba about Han

13 Near-sighted scrap pile: C-3PO to R2-D2

14 Malfunctioning little twerp: C-3PO to R2-D2

15 Pusilanious pumpkinhead: Dr. Smith to Robot

16 You weak-minded fool: Jabba to Bib Fortuna

17 Cowardly clump: Dr. Smith to Robot

18 Pitiful little band: Emperor about Solo-led team attacking shield generator

19 Just a crazy old man: Owen about Obi-Wan

20 Disgusting creatures: C-3PO about Jawas

21 Cantankerous, cold-hearted clod: Dr. Smith to Robot

22 Mindless philosopher: R2-D2 to C-3PO

23 Bellicose bumpkin: Dr. Smith to Robot

24 That old fossil: Han about Obi-Wan

25 Animated weather station: Dr. Smith to Robot

26 Brutish Product of the Mineral World: Dr. Smith to Robot

27 Foul stench: Leia to Governor Tarkin

28 Fuzzball: Han to Chewie

29 Bubble-headed boobie: Dr. Smith to Robot

30 Ya ole pirate: Lando to Han

31 Your worshipfulness: Han to Leia

32 Quite a mercenary: Leia about Han

33 Ferrous Frankenstein: Dr. Smith to Robot

34 You big coward: Han to Chewie

35 Caterwauling clod: Dr. Smith to Robot

36 My kind of scum- fearless and inventive: Jabba about Leia in disguise.

37 Automated oaf: Dr. Smith to Robot

38 Big walking carpet: Leia about Chewie

39 Ninny: Dr. Smith to Robot

40 Loser: Lando about Han


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