The highest score, a magnificent 363 out of 370 was achieved by Bob Z. Congrats, Bob.
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SW: Star Wars: A New Hope.
ESB: Empire Strikes Back.
ROTJ: Return of the Jedi.
1. "...you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor." C-3PO, ROTJ.
2. "You hear me, baby? Hold together!" Han Solo, SW.
3. "...but they will soon be back. And in greater numbers." Obi-Wan Kenobi, SW.
4. "Better take off - I can't get to you. I'll get her out on the Falcon." Han Solo, ESB.
5. "...since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him." 9D9, ROTJ.
6. "It's a space station." Obi-Wan Kenobi, SW.
7. "You've got a lot of guts coming here after what you pulled." Lando Calrissian, ESB.
8. "And you will be rewarded." Luke Skywalker, ROTJ.
9. "It's not my fault!" Han Solo, ESB.
10. "Twisted and evil." Obi-Wan Kenobi, ROTJ.
11. "If you honor what they fight for... yes!" Yoda, ESB.
12. "We're caught in a tractor beam! It's pulling us in." Han Solo, SW.
13. "With the rest of the garbage." Leia, ESB.
14. "Good. I hate long waits." Han, ROTJ.
15. "That is why you fail." Yoda, ESB.
16. "Mmm... rest I need. Yes... rest." Yoda, ROTJ.
17. "I am not a committee!" Leia, ESB.
18. "It's all right. I can see a lot better!" (In the original version of The Return of the Jedi, Han says, "It's all right. Trust me. Don't move."
19. Boba Fett, ESB.
20. Bib Fortuna, ROTJ
21. Darth Vader, ESB.
22. Ponda Baba (creature in cantina), SW. This line translates as "Your kind stinks like..." See Fantastic Films, Aug., 1978, pp. 48-49, which has various translations of lines spoken by Jawas, Sand People, and Greedo.
23. Mon Mothma, ROTJ. (Thanks to MissRose@collegeclub.com for pointing out a typo here.)
24. Leia, SW.
25. C-3PO, ROTJ.
26. "Ten thousand? We could almost buy our own ship for that!" Luke, SW.
27. "Vader's on that ship" Luke, ROTJ.
28. "But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters." Luke, SW.
29. "I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan." Leia, SW.
30. "Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive." Han Solo, ESB.
31. "Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?" Leia, SW.
32. "You're not actually going into an asteroid field?" Leia, ESB.
33. "There's no sense in your risking yourself on my account. I'm done for." C-3PO, SW.
34. "I find your lack of faith disturbing." Vader, SW.
35. a, VI; b, III; c, II; d, V; e, IV; f, I.
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